Smiley Shorts

Really short and tight shorts or also known as nut hugger

Look at that fag in them smiley shorts

by Alan p May 13, 2008

Smiley Pies

What the convict on that old movie problem child craved, and ate when he got out of prison. Blatant slang for a woman's vagina. When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get it.

Jean Valjean: SMILEY PIES!

by Duh-Duh-Duh-DONKEY PUNCHA! Megaman Oldies back in the day December 14, 2004

smiley

n. A thick metal chain with TWO padlocks on it, which, when rendered upon someone's skull, leaves the impression of a smiley face. Popular term used among street urchins and homeless thug gutter punks.

"Gimme my ten sack, bitch, or I'll crush your skull with my smiley.

by suedeboi July 18, 2008

California Smiley

Also known as a cement smiley, Joey gives Tommy a California smiley by stomping on Tommy's head when Tommy is biting the curb. Tommy will then have a California smiley and probably be dead. The film American History X popularized this fight move.

Big Bad Dan threatened to give James a California smiley if he didn't watch himself.

by Zeeeeeeebopadoobopa June 29, 2005

Smiley Face Pancake

When you are fucking a girl and then cum in her eyes and shoot all over her lips and mouth. Tiny peices of shit are also required on the lips and if possible, the eyes.

John: I was screwing Denise last night and pulled a Smiley Face Pancake on her. It was great!

Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!

by Ieuannnnnnnnnn March 5, 2009

Sidewalk Smiley

The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.

American History X
Rent it. Watch it. Steal it.
(There's a sidewalk smiley in it.)

by Tommy Tough Nuts November 8, 2007

smiley bean chizzer

the smiliest of the smilers.

that girl over there is smiling so much, she's one of those smiley bean chizzers.

by BowlOfSpecialK February 26, 2011