salonpaws

When a dog's foot is wet and the sound it makes when running through the African jungle of Atlanta

Your dog has the case of salonpaws

by snackpackapple June 21, 2014

salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.

The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Hobo Salon

Boho Salon But Hobo.

I went to Hobo Salon for a hair cut.

by KryptedData March 20, 2017

sadonely

when you're sad and lonely

i stayed in the house all day ,i was sadonely today

by Queen Majestic B. March 22, 2015

Saltnership

A partnership with a difference, containing extreme levels of salt. So much salt that only the ones within the saltnership can handle it

"Kae and Maddie are in a saltnership together, they're unstoppable!"

"The saltnership we have is better than people actually venting in the vent chat'"

by Saltymmmm March 4, 2017

slone

A slone is something that is used to describe english preps. They usually have flawless skin, achieved surpluss facial producs or genetics. Both guys and girls have soft, smooth hair; girls usualy have their hair styled into a volumous quiff with one swift hand gesture where they run their fingers through from the forehead and down to one side.
They are usually rich middle class teenagers or are in their early twenties. They wear high street brands such as TopShop and H&M but Jack Wills is a must. Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister can also be found in their wardrobes along with YSL. They are most commonly seen wearing short skirts and hoodies. They are all usually good looking and their parents host dinner parties regularly.
Most have attended private schools and will carry on their education at Cambridge, Oxford or somewhere similar.

Every year, Hunstanton is filled with slones.

Look at that cardigan on that slone guy.

by Pance January 10, 2009