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Russian Bake Sale

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.
Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts
by Bakky October 12, 2012
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garage sale

a way to show the world how quickly you give up on hobbies
1: this is a nice baseball bat, where did you get it?
2: i used to play but i gave up so now i'm selling it for two cents
by christin September 6, 2003
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Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.
Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.
by Saleofcentury December 18, 2019
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Angus Sale

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Wanted: Angus Sale. Molests kids. Keep away from your children. Reward: $696969
by marmaladë November 8, 2020
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un sale rat de merde

un sale rat de merde is basically a shitty human being, or a snitch. the biggest example is gaston, he's the rat king.
frr gaston c'est un sale rat de merde
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Chick Sale

An outhouse. A kybo. A privy. An outside toilet.

The term is named after Chick Sale, a humorist who told outhouse jokes and wrote a book about kybos.
Lum and Ivy Mae have a Chick Sale out back of their house in Little Rock.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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midnight garage sale

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.
Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."
by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006
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