Infinite Sadness

When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.

Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.

by AlphaCaveman August 19, 2010

sadgasm

A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.

"I almost had a sadgasm when I got dumped. ): "

by Fynn May 23, 2006

inexplicable sadness

The feeling you get after you've been drinking heavily for several days and suddenly stop.

After that bender last week I caught a case of the inexplicable sadness.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

strip sadness

The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"

Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."

by westfalia April 23, 2010

Sadness

The pussier version of depression

Daniel: Your sadness isn't as bad as mine
Craig: Shut up, you can't talk

by Lunchbox 92 July 18, 2017

sadness and sorrow

That sad song IN naruto

1.Oh , that's the sad song

2.Me:Sadness and sorrow is sadder than any billie Ellish song

14yo grills: UM NO! Billie's songs will make you cry
Me : sounds like trash
14 yo grill :AAAAAAAAA
I can't find kid naruto o a swing looking sad so I will use this gif because it is naruto

by I like crush 40 January 17, 2020

sadgasm

The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.

Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.

Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.

I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.

by stereotypicaldepressedteenager February 7, 2010