sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

sworded

To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

sworded

To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.

That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!

by srd August 29, 2003

swooge

a good time or anything that you think is really cool

I just went to JC Penney's and a new shipment of jorts came in! Man, that's swooge!

by Big Moop October 29, 2008

Sporge

What is screamed whilst running through a crowded mall, after ingesting a combination of too many Tootsie Roll midgies and Dr. Pepper.

Danny: "SPORGE!!!"

(Mall Rent-A-Cop) "We've got a 159 near the Hot Topic, we're gonna need back-up..."

Danny: (now running) "SPORRRRRGE!"

by jude7265 October 2, 2008

you swore

something someone says after someone tries to do something and fails

Jon: Hey dude, watch me do this cool skateboarding move.

*Falls on face*

Friend: YOU SWORE.

*Jon embarrassed*

by sarali December 29, 2007

swore

also known as sworn.

I swore I would kick a certain mexican's ass.

by Whitey Newman April 26, 2011