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gettin my swole on

The act of hitting up the gym and working out to get "swole" or buff.
Tom:So Bruno what are you doing after school?
Bruno:Gettin my swole on.
Tom:Wow I wish I could be as jacked as you
Bruno:I know
by ThatPersuasion! March 12, 2008
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swoll show

The act of working out with the goal of getting jacked. A hard workout will leave one's muscles 'swoll' enough for the whole world to see.
Jim: Where you going dude?
Bobby: Just heading to the gym to get my swoll show on.


Andy: Damn dude, you look huge.
Bobby: Yeah, I know, just got my swoll show.


Rakesh: Why the hell are you trying to curl more than your body weight?
Bobby: Shut the fuck up, I'm getting my swoll show on.
by BlazenBobby February 15, 2009
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Swolefest

(n)1.When someone, typically a male, works out longer than the average person would.
2. Someone who is very muscular and thus referred to as "Swolefest" because of said musculature.

(v) the process of the swolefest
Guy 1: Whoa that dude is huge.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has been swolefesting for like 3 hours.

Girl 1: I love a guy that has muscles.

Girl 2: Yeah, I love it when my man goes on a swolefest!
by College Professional December 3, 2009
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receiver of swollen goods

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)
Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods
by Vanian August 15, 2012
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Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.
Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"
by Cassanova91 February 9, 2013
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Swoll

Ebonics for "Swollen", as in getting "swollen" or "buff" at the gym.
Yo, after a couple months at the Y, i'll be a swoll motherfucka.
by Phat E November 25, 2002
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swoller derby

noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.

2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.

3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.

"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"

2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
by mikekais September 24, 2013
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