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Swine Five

A variation of the "High Five" in which both people send a high five to each other from a distance.

aka: air five.

The term came about during the Swine Flu epidemic, in which contact with others was considered "unsafe" due to bacteriae that would cause the illness.
Student: I got it right Mr. Nagy!
Teacher: Good Job! Swine five!

(both student and teacher will be seen with hands up, facing each other, as if they were about to exchange an actual high five)
by miamiman86 November 6, 2010
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Swine Flu

90 people die from Swine Flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. Millions of people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.
Swine flu is just like any other fucking flu. Get over yourselves.
by LOL DANIELLE May 9, 2009
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Swine Flu

A type of flu, that despite being around for decades and having periodic flare ups that kill relatively few people, is somehow the new supervirus that is going to destroy humanity.

The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.
The media has talked nonstop about swine flu for months despite it being less severe and less deadly than the seasonal flu.

Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.

Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!

You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.
by Agactual October 24, 2009
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Swine Influenza

Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.

If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.

Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.

The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.

If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.

NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*

Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009
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Swine knuckle

Similar to a camel toe, but instead found directly below a fupa.
"Y'all smell bacon?!" Naw that's just the smell comin off yo mommas swine knuckle after spin class!
by Fidel Cashflow14 July 13, 2017
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Swine 09

The break from school or work, due to an out break of Swine Flu. It is pronouced, Swine Oh Nine
Brad: Shit I got school tomorrow.
Steve: Sucks for you.
Brad: So do you bitch.
Steve: Nope, I'm on Swine 09.
by Young Brickz May 18, 2009
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Swine Flu

Like the Bird Flu, but with a pig.
Do you have the Bird Flu?
No niggah, I got the Swine Flu.
by nathenmckenzie April 26, 2009
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