swift-boated 

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

swift-boated by JihadGene September 15, 2006

swift skatepark 

A skate park in Vancouver, Washington that was built in 1998 far lack of a skate park in the area besides Burnside in Portland, Oregon. The park is rough and could have been a lot better but the locals make do with what they got and they absolutely shred and they love that park and will do anything to keep it around for future generations. The park has some locals/locs who have been there since day one and still skate it and you are very likely to come across some of them if you decide to go there

Bro 1"Hey bro lets go skate VNC"
Bro 2 "Nah dude fuck VNC lets go skate swift skatepark and see what the locs are up too"
Bro 1 "im fucking down. SWIFT 4 LIFE"

swift skatepark by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE June 23, 2019

Swift Trucker 

The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.

Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.

Swift Trucker by not a swift trucker March 28, 2022

swift boat veterans for truth 

The partisan right-wing group that launched a bellow the belt attack on John Kerry, saying that he'd betrayed his country and served as a coward in Vietnam. Aparently it's not that bad that george w. bush was a draft dodger.

Anyone with an IQ over 70 can see through the lies of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth

swift boat veterans for truth by wrestlingfreak August 30, 2006

swift boat veterans for truth 

A group of fucking liars who dragged John Kerry's name through the dirt on two false accusations:

1: "John Kerry never did anything heroic in Vietnam"
Acatually, John Kerry jumped off his swiftboat during a firefight to rescue a crew member who had falled overboard. And why don't you tell me about W's heroism while AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard?

2: "John Kerry betrayed his country"
Oh yeah? Let me tell you this. Out of concern for the troops being killed in Vietnam, John Kerry joined Vietnam Vets Against the War. John Kerry saw his country making a mistake and said so. That is patriotism. The "my country right or wrong" attitude is ignorance on par with medeival peasants.

Swift Boat Veterans for Truth sent out it's slanderous ads without the authorization of Bush? Bullshit.

swift boat veterans for truth by Jonzo the Weasel August 15, 2006

swift boat 

To thwart a conspiracy to deceive the public by getting the facts out on someone despite a concerted effort on the part of the media to ignore and/or actively discredit a politically inconvenient truth.

ABC's false stories were unable to prevent the veteran's group from being able to swift boat Kerry's Vietnam fantasy.

swift boat by Bobby Farrelly August 28, 2006

swift grumpy 

The act of expelling feces at a tremendous speed.

I'm just having a swift grumpy, I'll be 2 seconds

swift grumpy by Won'tgetnoneofyourCD'sback May 5, 2011