Pink Swear

A promise that is perfectly acceptable to break.

"I pink swear to never try Bud Light Golden Wheat."

by Hamuel Sanwich December 4, 2009

Swear Words

WARNING: this definition contains mature content and memes not suitable for people aged under 13

Anyways, swear words are words that can be used to piss people off.

fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, nigger, nigga, ass, butt, bugger, bloody, jack off, faggot, fag, whore, beastiality, incest, pedo, balls, clitoris, damn, God damn, eat shit, gringo, gook, retard, bastard, prick, dick, cock, penis, vagina, pussy, wetback, asshole, dildo, Mrs. Choksondik, paki, spastic, kraut, pikey, taff, Barbra Streisand, hell, go die, spic, cholo, Down syndrome, autism, pimp, prostitute, prostitution, horny, sex, molest, pedophile, horny-ass, faggot-ass, prostitute your mom, yo mama, fuckjew, Jew, muff, merde, 69, cunnilingus, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up), fap, masturbate, fapper, WTF, STFU, GTFO, OMFG, BAMF (bad ass mother fucker), motherfucker, brotherfucker, sisterfucker, sexual, jerkoff, secks, bugger off, wanker, wank, masturbator, nig, jiggaboo, carpet muncher, fudge packer, clit, clit chewer, anal, anus, anal rocket, suck my balls, suck, kike, niglet, fags, coon, cum, cumshot, suck my, sucks, badass, molester, pedofile, ass hole, sh1t, jerk, punkass, ballsack, nutsack, crazy-ass, looney, cretin, and most importantly... FUCK YOU!!! Those are swear words.

by the April 13, 2021

swear to dale

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.

I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

by Goob September 4, 2004

Spit Swear

Spitting on your hands, and bringing them together to shake. Solidifies a promise.

"Why did you just spit on your hand?"
"We're gonna spit swear on it!"

by Peeta July 31, 2012

the elder swear

What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.

The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.

by Potter Fan 515 September 2, 2016

Swear down

A phrase used to imply that one is telling the truth.

That gash is bare buff yeah. She was all over me n tingz swear down.

by Alvin Monero February 7, 2008

Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.

"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007