Swamp Move

An intentional act that is a clear violation of commonly established rules or accepted social standards, which presents a direct advantage to the offender, often creating a situation that is obviously offensive to society. Named after the famed fat man “Swampy”, the Swamp Move is closely related to the commonly used term “Violation” when referring to conduct unbecoming of a man.

Dude, I wet farted and creamed my pants; but don’t worry, I washed my undies out in your sink.

Respondent: WTF dude, that’s a Swamp Move.

by Jesus the Second Coming December 4, 2016

Drop a Swamp

A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.

"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."

"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."

by Abnertown July 21, 2012

swampy balls

Swampy balls is what occurs when you're outside in the heat, and the ensuing sweat creates a swamp-like environment surrounding your scrotum.

Dude, I knew I shouldn't have gone commando while wearing these wool pants, I totally have a case of swampy balls.

by VengeanceOtter July 2, 2004

dank swamp kush

When shrek kidnapps you, you smoke an entire bag of it.

We smoked that entire bag of dank swamp kush.

by GgamerG55 June 8, 2014

swampeye

When you cum and deliberately hit them in the eye.

1# Did you see your girl last night?
2# Yeah, I gave her a swampeye.
1# Damn son!
2# She said her eye is still hurting and won't talk to me. So worth it though.

by Anabel69 October 24, 2014

Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.

Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.

by Kreativeward May 11, 2018

Swamp Mob

M.O.B is an acronym which stands for "Money Over Bitches." M.O.B is best thought of as being a philosophy which denotes that a man who wants true power must always put money first and women second. SWAMPMAHN made Swamp Mob for those who live by this.

Are bout that Swamp Mob life? Cuz I am the fuck. Money Over Bitches any day of the week.

by nevaswitch April 16, 2019