stay strapped

stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse

Ben: yo my girls coming over
Luke: make sure you “stay strapped”

by Niggem May 10, 2024

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Cuck strapped

When you’re a cuckold and your old lady makes you blow her boyfriend while she’s strapping you from behind

After dinner Rccbs old lady made him blow her boyfriend while she strapped him from the back.

Rccb is an old school Cuck he really loves getting Cuck strapped

by A.G Pennypacker April 28, 2025

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GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Big Strapper

A Big Strappin truck driver. Drives a big, shiny, hot rod diesel truck, admired for his professionalism, dedication to his profession, and preserverance.

I wanna be a Big Strapper when I grow up c'mon!

by GE_JPD March 15, 2009

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strawpedo

Downing a bottle of beverage, using a bendy straw to allow the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

Strawpedo this bottle of wine!!!

by Andy November 19, 2004

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Stripped Out

Broke from spending all your money at the Strip Joint.

Hey, Tom, do you want to go to the game this weekend?

I can't; I'm all stripped out.

by Peter Handcock February 28, 2009

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1. To be stripped down or basic; Essentially bare.

2. Horrible, bad etc.

3. To have no clothes

4. A type of songs that has been stripped to bare bones, and that sounds great, normally made by Matt Maeson.

1. Wow, that car is stripped.
2. Damn, that stripped tree is ugly as hell
3. Did you see Rebecca, she stripped and I got the best view.

4. Did you hear the stripped version of Hallucinogenics? That shit was fire.

by MostDefNotMex April 2, 2019

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