I am stingin for a cone

what you say to your mates when you've been sober for 48 hours and the missus leaves for a business trip, typically followed up by a Gatorade orchestra with the boys. (see Gatorade saxophone)

typical Australian citizen 1: hey brah
typical Australian citizen 2: doin cuz
typical Australian citizen 1: I am stingin for a cone
typical Australian citizen 2: or ye, the boys are lightin up over at joel's place sarvo
typical Australian citizen 1: fuck yeah brah! we can get proper Munted on the gato saxo!

by (( (gyfgdfdf May 10, 2019

SLINGING ROCK

Selling crack cocaine

by Mark April 14, 2003

Slinging Radish

Sloppy, wet sex when the woman is sloshing

Bro, she was so wet she was slinging radish!

by GusherGal May 25, 2019

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

Big Dick Swinging

"Big Dick Swinging" is a phrase used to instill a sense of wellness and optimism into ones self before attempting to overcome a challenge for which one is not prepared.

Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"

by DrBONGhITS420PHD December 12, 2013

big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016