stats

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.

I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week

by DanEvans April 9, 2010

Stetson

A twinky gay furry who started a cult in catholic school, he is also a big whore who has 51 children and counting. He also likes his men . . . BEEFY AND RUSSIAN.

Damn it Stetson stop being a fucking twink

by vonyasatwunk February 4, 2020

The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

stetson

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Dirty stats

When you share stats with your partner

Hey do I got the arrest, do you want the citation

Nah dawg. I don’t want those dirty stats

by Rollbt April 30, 2019

statsdotzip

The Dopest Person Imaginable. nobody can top them

Bro your almost as good as Statsdotzip

by nobody5568 October 3, 2018

baller stats

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004