A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.
by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009
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I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.
I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.
I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.
by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007
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Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
Get the deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes mug.An improvisational musical excursion by Midwest rock band Umphrey's McGee (the best live band around these days). A "Jimmy Stewart" involves sections of music built upon by each band member, by using hand signals and on-stage communication. This kind of improvisation rarely ever falls flat, and will always keep the listener (or observer) interested. Visit umphreys.com for free podcasts.
"Man, that "Jimmy Stewart" out of The Triple Wide was absolutely ridiculous. I don't think I've ever danced that much!"
by Humphrey's McGhee December 28, 2008
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by TheChickFromMontreal September 9, 2010
Get the Andrew Seward mug.To twist the fabric of a shirt directly over a persons nipple without actually twisting their nipple.
Grasp the fabric located superior to a persons nipple and with a pulling motion twist the fabric causing the fabric to point outward. Thus, a Pointy Stewart has been created.
by Moustacheplaque January 11, 2012
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