when you find a chick who only likes to have sex in the dark, and you are forced to feel your way around her body.
"hey man, how was that hot red head you took home last night? did the carpet match the drapes?"
"i dunno man, i had to stevie wonder her ass."
"ahh, well, thats what hands are for."
"i dunno man, i had to stevie wonder her ass."
"ahh, well, thats what hands are for."
by castrololo February 19, 2010
Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
by ellsworthtoohey August 03, 2012
A woman who while kissing a man jams her extremely long tongue so far down this throat that she can feel his uvula. She then uses her strong tongue muscle to wrap around his uvula and rip it from his mouth. She holds it in her hands and admires it before she eats it.
by Miam0r402 June 08, 2020
by Iron Ryan stx July 07, 2018
To ejaculate in ones eyes and spin them in a circle so they have to find there way to the bathroom blind, their arms will be reaching out in the air feeling for for things and makes them look like they are playing the piano hence "Stevie Wonder"
by Mike Spencbrough November 12, 2009
What are you Stevie Wondering about?
by ichigosweet October 07, 2010
The head bob unknowingly performed by a person resisting falling asleep, normally caused by sever boredom. The head roll mimics the movements of the legendary musical performer.
Mike: Did you see Tim Stevie Wonder that lunch and learn?
Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.
Ryan: Yeah I can't believe he was able to fight off falling asleep for that long.
by jabronez July 26, 2010