St Josephs institution
St Josephs institution by Fuckerdog August 23, 2021
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St. Cloud Supersoaker
The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."
St. Cloud Supersoaker by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021
st'arxidia mou
'Sta arxidia mou' or 'st'arxidia mou' (pronounced, star-he-dee-a-moo) is a popular modern Greek saying that directly translates: "to my testicles" but refers to writing something you don't care about on your testicles. It roughly means I don't care, or I don't give a shit.
Someone: Hey I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
You: St'arxidia mou!
Someone: If you do that you will get into trouble!
You: St'arxidia mou! Did I ask you?
You: St'arxidia mou!
Someone: If you do that you will get into trouble!
You: St'arxidia mou! Did I ask you?
st'arxidia mou by pseudonymo_2010 September 18, 2010
St. Broseph
The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.
Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."
St. Broseph by SM_905 July 15, 2009
St. Mother Teresa CES
St Mother Teresa CES is a closed school in Markham, but when it was open it had a shit basketball team and a pretty good volleyball team. The principal was lowkey a pedophile and the only good teachers there were Mr.Nat and Mr.Sunn. The legend Andre De Grasse attended this school and the kids flex on everyone else because of it. In the mornings you can see old Asian people doing Tai Chi in the yard and you can hear their music from a mile away. The school has only won two track and fields which says a lot but whatever. Overall the school was fun and stuff.
person 1: hey bro have you heard of st. mother teresa ces?
person 2: yeah sadly that school closed down, it was apparently fun and everything.
person 2: yeah sadly that school closed down, it was apparently fun and everything.
St. Mother Teresa CES by apersonwithaphone January 16, 2019
St Enoch
the best fucking shopping centre in glasgow. if you find yourself in this place just know, you are in fucking heaven. there are three floors in st Enoch and they are as follows
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Kacey the slag: “hawl st Enoch is a great place tae get yer hole lets go there”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
St Enoch by topshagger55554 July 1, 2022
St. Totteringham's Day
St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
St. Totteringham's Day by Makams December 25, 2008