Dashboard Special

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.

-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."

by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017

Crystal Speed

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone

I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.

by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022

spermaid

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

by kareezus January 23, 2020

Harvey Specter

Harvey Reginald Specter is a fictional character on USA network's "Suits". He is one of the best lawyers at his firm; "Pearson Hardman", and is equipped with excellent one liners, a big ego, a plenty of charm. He also enjoys the occasional puff of the sacred herb. He's quite badass, to the extent that some viewers want to become a lawyer after seeing him on Suits. Despite that fact that it's just a TV show, it's actually pretty understandable.

Person 1: Who's that handsome, well-suited, clever, uber-confident yet cheeky man that's walking towards us?
Person 2: Oh that's Harvey Specter. I want to be just like him.

by Casablanca1206 February 15, 2013

She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

by Invisible hood July 23, 2016

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

Speed of Light Fart

Speed of Light Fart:

A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.

The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.

by Hulk19 August 7, 2017