Snooki

Dirty pussy from any person giving u any disease or diseases

person1: Damn son i got some snooki last night now my dick is about to fall off

Person2: that snooki can kill u better get it checked out

by jackmann June 19, 2010

Snookie

An anal sex move involving a pale white dwarf that speaks in broken english and has melanoma from over tanning. Pickle penetration is the most common form.

Brother, I just snookied your sister. she took a whole jar of pickles in her ass.

by Pickle Pumper March 8, 2011

snooki

to get knocked out, punched, knock someone else out, or to be insanely drunk

man you were soooo snooki last night, you got kicked out of the bar!

by rlbmut. June 21, 2010

Snooki

A large, steaming, wet pile of orange dog shit.

Oh my god whats that smell? Did you step a Snooki?!

Hey! Don't track that Snooki all through the house!

Looks like the dog just took a nice Snooki.

by MHhockey12345 January 11, 2012

Snookie

An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park

Kyle: OH FUCK ITS AFTER ME!
Snookie: SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!

by fhnfdbjnsd December 26, 2013

snookie

pet name for a lover or bf/gf.

He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

snookie

A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.

Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie

by Fucking hate the Jersey Shore November 24, 2010