Slurpee Slinger

A middle Eastern 7-Eleven employee

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"

by Todd A. March 12, 2008

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

splunge

Originating from a Monty python, splunge is a way of saying that you have no worthy opinion and that an idea could or could not be good. It could also be a quick comeback if you do not have an answer for a question.

Boss: I don't want a yes man and don't disagree!!! Now what do you think about my business plan.

You: Splunge?

by brengera April 2, 2007

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

poop slanger

A racial slur referring to black people black people as monkeys who throw their own poop.

"Damn I hate playing Bball with all these poop slangers!"

by grapen3rd March 2, 2014

Sludgee

When someone elses poo gets in your pants.

Man 1: "Oh man, somebody's poo just got in my pants."

Man 2: "Sounds like you got a sludgee."

by Law of the Jungle January 26, 2011

St. Louis Slinger

A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.

After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.

by JazzManSam April 12, 2010