Plastic Surgery Slumber Party

A party where people wear 10 pounds of makeup, the thottiest clothing they can get their hands on with a pair of vinyl stilettos and large fake eyelashes. A few minutes into the party and the place is covered with glitter, broken glass, and puke. The partygoers enjoy themselves with pink frosting, cocaine, and champagne. Fights usually break out during this time that involves hair being ripped out and free nose jobs. These parties usually end 2 days after it begins.

Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."

Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."

Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."

by pink cocaine March 29, 2021

Cum Slumber

When you bust in someone's hand when they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose with your cock. They will go to scratch their face, and slap themself with cum.

"Let's have a sleepover with Eric, so we can give him a proper cum slumber.

by The Three Bustkateers December 31, 2006

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019

cucumber slumber

putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.

I gave Rachel the cucumber slumber last night.

by Hiawatha October 23, 2006

Canadian slumber party

A Canadian Slumber Party is when there are three or more players from one team in the penalty box at the same time.

Oh man check out that Canadian Slumber Party they have four guys in the box

by Sjcleve January 16, 2016

You slumber a cucumber

Wise words by a man named Xavier in the show Xavier: Renegade Angel. This immaculate sentence can be interpreted as sleeping with a cucumber. In a certain type of way, because you get no affection by a physical being.

Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated

by LilHoss4k April 26, 2023