slomocrunktion

Slomocrunktion

being drunk,faded and rolling

the beer got me drunk, which made me crazy,
to get faded made it slow, and rolling, got me going.

SLOMOCRUNKTION

by COsmic Rage March 29, 2009

slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

by bones4436 April 9, 2010

Slomosexual

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"

Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed

by 8®00† October 21, 2010

SloMo Sapien

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.

That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!

by Street65 November 6, 2013

slomarian

a Somali slut

Latisha your a slomarian!
so?
SLOMARIAN ALERT!

by mankyjamacian1232 June 25, 2017

slomock

lazing around and not getting anything done

I was a right slomock today, I just couldn't be bothered to get out of bed

by TennaElena December 14, 2018

Slomp

Another way to say deep sleep or knocked out

Bro inna house slomp ion think he finna wake up any time soon

by So look June 8, 2020