Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012

slatherphobia

Fear of the spreading or smearing of sunscreen on ones inner thigh.

I have slatherphobia

by aboy the kid May 21, 2015

slathered

when you smear poop all over your tity whites and it drips down your leg

DUDE, I JUST SLATHERED!

by KOOL ANUS November 6, 2018

SlatSchool

A tik tok account that teaches peps how to do a variety of tech stuff from get online test answers, accessing the dark web, and crap ton more.

Eyo, thanks to SlatSchool, I passed my canvas physics test!

by Wazzoooo April 13, 2020

Slather

The name for a slutty male.

“Jack is such a slather.”

by Sexyjellybean May 1, 2020

Sloths

Sloths are animals who live in the dense Amazon rain forests who eat leaves and move very slowly.

"I like sloths."

by Slothina August 15, 2020

slothsx

A tiktoker who is really kind his sexuality is unknown and doesn't post much but he still love his followers he is on 505 followers

slothsx is a dumbass

by Give me back my ipad joshua January 31, 2021