by BrianHoffplinker December 7, 2012
Get the Timmy Slap mug.When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
by iHateTheUmbrellas June 22, 2011
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by Tetay October 28, 2006
Get the slap the sheets mug.I could hear the sandusky slapwhen I walked by the showers coach. Are you sure they were just horsing around?
by Pimp State November 12, 2011
Get the sandusky slap mug.Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
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Get the Slap the Bass mug.Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009
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