Skeezer

Someone who is always trying to get over on someone. This is worse than someone who finesses.

My sister Terrell is a Skeezer.

by The real ni99a August 11, 2021

Skeezer

An overworked, unappreciated vagina.

An unclaimed woman that has sex with multiple partners and nothing to show for it.

This Skeezer became really ambitious after my divorce.

by JCFynest November 13, 2022

skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax October 14, 2008

skeezer blah blah

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone

Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!

by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006