shop-monkey

A magical creature that roams the metal shop of Fond du Lac high school known to throw heavy objects.

Dam that shop-monkey,bitch took my project.

by mrk195 December 14, 2008

shop naked

To shop for items online; to buy things from an online store.

I think I'm going to save myself a lot of holiday shopping hassles and just shop naked.

by CleverConveyence December 10, 2008

shop habib

shopping at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent. or buying gas, cigs, beer, etc. at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent.

denise: "hey just stop there at the clark station i need cigarettes."

becca: "sorry girl, i dont shop habib!"

by beccccahh November 5, 2008

SHOP PHOBIA

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.

I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.

by Roweski July 12, 2010

Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

by John March 2, 2004

shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.

I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.

by kat51 May 12, 2009

Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.

Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.

by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014