schoofley

fibres of material can be moved in a particular direction

velvet is 'schoofley'

by Martina Feely December 14, 2008

shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.

1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.

by Weeedy April 22, 2007

Shnoof

Sometimes used as a term meaning, "to cuddle".

Let's shnoof!

by Wester97 March 30, 2004

shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

Shnoof kanoof

A wild shnoof kanoof has appeared

A rare sight.
A shnoof kanoof is a very good csgo player.

Shnoof kanoof clogged the potty again better go cook my bum bum on the barbecue weeeeeeeeeeee

by Wallbangwillybum April 29, 2019

Shoob

A Shore noob, specifically someone visiting LBI. Typically seen in a jersey shore sweatshirt holding a wawa hoagie.

Owen is such a shoob, look at him!

by Shoob55 August 1, 2022

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020