Sharted

The past tense word of Shit

" I just Sharted"

by DeltaStorm Raines August 7, 2013

Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014

Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

by RICHI3333 March 13, 2019

Snarted

A rare condition prominently displayed at first by R.S. Clemens at a local Northridge, CA apartment in which the person affected has instances where they sneeze so hard, they almost shit themselves. Many consider it a rare disease and can only be found in caves containing large quantities of moist doodoo like the haunta virus.

Randy ate so much cordon bleu that he sneezed so hard he almost snarted, but then ran to Elliot's bathroom.

by UncleBonch December 20, 2008

Sharted

The word 'Sharted' is originated by the human being named 'Reuben'. The meaning of 'Sharted' is a term used to say that 'Reuben and Kiara have sharted themselves during the last 30 seconds of there time with you.

Reuben - Hey whats that smell??
Kiara - oh! i just sharted myself, whoops sorry tehehe

by Kimmy Head ;)) September 14, 2020

sharted

farted and shat bat all wet and mushy

chase sharted

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

sharted

a fart but wet with shit

i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.

by anonymous November 4, 2020