hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

shawty bae

sexiest bitch alive. someone who calls you a "shawty bae" is literally ready to rail you. best compliment to ever receive.

person A: "hey shawty bae!"
person B: "omg, take your pants off" *ties hair up*

by your mom marina b January 13, 2021

slim shady

Eminem's alternate name....kinda, more like the "evil" side of Marshall. He blames Slim for everything that happens, with his family, and work, that happens that is bad. And in one of his most recent songs "When I'm Gone" he "kills" Slim.

"but tonight slim shady's goin rocka-bye-baby"

by homegrown skater December 28, 2005

shady bitch

a shady bitch person is someone who does not keep it real; someone who stoops low and does some unforgivable shit; some one who cares for themselves and no one else; they'll do anything to get ahead in life even if it's hurting a friend; loves using people; there hobbies are spreading lies;

Shes such a shady bitch she sold her best friend out just to 'fit in' and 'be cool'

my moto is 'shady bitches talk shit, they get hit'

by pimpassbro April 28, 2011

ShadyShadow

A site/forum lurker, he's always there but you never know for shure...

Also known as: SSnoicebox, ShadyShadow, Twitch and ShadyShadows_production

by SSnoicebox April 15, 2009

shawty red

a term used by black men for lightskinned black girls. see also, redbone

shortened to just "red" for a lightskinned black male.

"ey shawty red lemme holla atchu!"

by YasminJ February 5, 2010

Shawty K

the perfect girl.

zach : "damn, she's so perfect."
friend : that's a shawty k

by Shawty_0K February 23, 2010