Shaft Battle 

When two people are licking each side of an erect penis shaft. They lick and suck their side of the shaft in an effort to get the guy off who is getting shaft battled. The person getting his/her dick sucked is the one getting his/her shaft battled over, and he/she decides the winner, and who subsequntly gets the load. One may challenge another to a shaft battle, as long as they have a third party shaft to battle over.

Joey challenged Shane to a shaft battle, so together they shaft batled Jordan. Joey won and got the load.

Shaft Battle by johnshard00 September 27, 2009

Shaft of Damocles 

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

Shaft of Damocles by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008

shaft seals

A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.

"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."

"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."

shaft seals by B H T August 11, 2008

Shaft Watcher 

One of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a Crotch Watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn't cool

TOM: Dude, look at that Shaft Watcher.
ERIC: WTF are you on about?
TOM: Go on urban dictionary you noob
ERIC: Oh I get it now, lets toe him in.

Shaft Watcher by Barneszilla May 15, 2010

Shaft cuddler 

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

Shaft cuddler by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020

shaft jaft 

shaft jaft is another definition of blow job that came to me in a dream

“Ruby just gave that guy a shaft jaft!”

shaft jaft by chcknsandwich December 28, 2021

shaft eater 

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

shaft eater by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005