Santa Claus 

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

Santa Claus by Gabilit October 24, 2018

Santa Claus 

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

Santa Claus by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019

Santa Claus 

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

Santa Claus by StickyMick December 7, 2019

Santa Claus 

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"

Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe

Santa Claus by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020

Santa Claus 

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.

Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.

Santa Claus by Inferior April 22, 2020

Santa Claus 

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

Santa Claus by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020

santa claus 

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

santa claus by mr binoculars December 15, 2020