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Australian Sandpaper

When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.
You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.
by jonnyb1234 July 18, 2010
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Lebanese Sandpaper

This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.

1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.

4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.

John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010
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Sandpaper

Person 1: hey you're all out of toilet paper
Person 2: I don't use toilet paper
Person 1: what?
Person 2: yeah I use sandpaper because it's superior to toilet paper
Person 1: bro what the fuck is wrong with you
Person 2: in a ultra sigma male, it's just in my blood
Person 1: holy shit this is literally a 1984 moment
Person 2: HOLY SHIT (man of culture moment)

*Person 2 shoots themselves in the head causing their brains to be splattered all across the fucking wall and ceiling*
Big Chungus: this is a certified bruh moment

Obama: *starts beatboxing*
by KarlMarxishot December 25, 2021
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Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'
by MoscowA May 1, 2010
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Australian Sandpaper

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218
A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.
by aussiehunter September 24, 2018
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sandpiper

a sandpiper is someone who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex
sandpiper 1: "its time for sandpiping"
by HIghlandr October 28, 2006
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sandpaper

those lesbeinans have sandpaper
by fucker September 20, 2003
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