Salma

Oooooooh man... I mean... I'm only allowed to name celebrities here....

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."

Hym "PFFT!"

Iam "Don't-"

Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."

Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"

Iam "Salma I-"

Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"

Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."

Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"

Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."

Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"

Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖

Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Salma

Salma is such a pretty girl. Very shy at first but when you get to know her she is very loud. Salma finds passion in cooking. She is very wifey material and she will always be there to support you or help a friend in need. She likes buying unnecessary things. Salma is a at-home person. Very chill but will always stand up for what is right or when somebody treats her wrong. Salma’s personality trade is being honest and friendly.

Salma is so nice.
She’s so chill about everything. I wish.

Her looks is nice but her personality is even better.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

salma azzouz

salma azzouz is a very polite and independent baba grill.

Ow look there’s my favorite baba grill salma azzouz.

by baba grill November 21, 2021

Salma

a joke used at random times that comes from this chunky lady named Salma she also smells like fortnite

oh hey how t ok app and i was it just like the salma

by MrToe May 20, 2020

salma

salma is the world's biggest flop. she is a larrie

louis tomlinson is such a salma nowadays

by finelineamazing September 8, 2020

Salma Ceballos

A girl who is annoying and only cares about her body and herself and she is sometimes mean to her sisters and she ALWAYS says that se invented this but NO .But she is also trying to be nice nad been a loyal friend.

I want my booty to grow -Salma Ceballos

by Jk it’s me October 15, 2020

Salma

Salma is a beautiful girl she makes the people around her fall to her feet, she has a sweet and dark side she might not be the best person to get in a fight with, but she'll be there to fight for you. She loves to mess with you, but she won't allow anyone else to mess with you. She brings joy to everyone around her, she's sporty and has a good sense of humor, and she's very competitive and does not like to lose, she's a good person so don't dare to lose her

Boy 1: who's that girl

Boy 2: woo-hoo there bro, that's my girl
Boy 1:what's her name though
Boy 2: she's my Salma

by KAROL WITNER July 16, 2022