married s&m

Married S&M. Snoring & Masturbating. When the wife snores in the bedroom and the husband masturbates in another room.

Guy 1- What's your secret to being married so long? Guy 2- S&M. Guy 1- Wow, you wife likes bondage? Guy 2- No, Married S&M, she snores and I masturbate.

by supersab October 13, 2010

Flag

Get the married s&mmug.

S-M-H

means shaking my head. abbreviated

he did not just wear that shirt S-M-H.

by babyG s'rah August 12, 2006

Flag

Get the S-M-Hmug.

S&M horse

A S&M sex toy usually made from wood in a triangle like shape /\ the woman takes her close off and rides it causing both pain and pleasure very kinky shit.

Last night i played a video game that had a hot babe as the main character and when i lost the boss made the babe ride an S&M horse while she got whipped it was awesome.

by Freaky Jason October 13, 2009

Flag

Get the S&M horsemug.

S M D

suck my dick

bitch!, S M D

by fuckme hard May 12, 2010

Flag

Get the S M Dmug.

s&m airlines

A made up airline in a song by NOFX in which they are sexually beaten. Awesome.

I'll never fly S&M airlines again.

by Hank Vader July 1, 2005

Flag

Get the s&m airlinesmug.

Hosted by Sam E. Goldberg and Michelle Nicole which airs on Idobi Radio. The radio show discuesses pop culture, red heads, Jews, and sex.

S&M Radio gets the celebrities to say what there PR peeps tell them not to.

S&M Radio former guests are Kim Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Artie Lange, Ashley Greene, Kim Kardashian, Akon, and many more!

by Idobi Radio December 24, 2009

Flag