Russian Standard Vodka

One of the finest vodkas that Russia exports. It is the number one selling premium vodka inside of Russia. The taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as Grey Goose, Kettle One, and Level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30US. Russian Standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their Imperia line (triple premium). Imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.

I'll have Russian Standard Vodka neat with the caviar please.

by RussianVodka September 26, 2009

Russian Dragon

(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A: A Drummer.

The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!

by refuse stone October 10, 2009

Russian flash bang

When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.

Lauren went home with Matthew he decided it was time to give her a Russian flash bang!

by Stephen lippiatt January 22, 2021

russian touchdown

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

by SAM1 October 14, 2013

russian taunt

a term used to describe an action that many would consider to be homosexual in nature, but somehow the person committing the action is percieved as straight.

I know for a fact that i kissed David at the frat party a couple of weeks ago, but since everyone's saying it was a russian taunt, I guess I'm still straight.

by axoneen January 29, 2018

Russian Accent

If you hev a rushain accent, zen you would be tocking like zis

Ze rushain accent is spockon like so.
-person with Russian Accent

by discat#1 January 1, 2020

Russian Roomba

A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.

This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.

Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.

Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019