Runwayed

When you sneeze into your elbow, but miss and end up sneezing on top of your elbow, creating a sort of runway to catapult your germs outwards.

Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: “Hey you just Runwayed, what the heck”
Person 1: “oh no I’m sorry”

by Cowplaterrrrr July 14, 2022

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway

by Roachonius August 20, 2021

brown the runway

rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.

I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.

by scotthew1 August 19, 2009

dirty runway

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.

Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?

by RW41 January 22, 2017

Runway pizza

The unfortunate result of a skydiving accident.

Did you hear Jim's chute failed to open? Yeah,
now he's runway pizza.

by John J. Leslie March 3, 2008

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013