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dick runway

a dick runway refers to when a woman with large breasts/expensive push-up bra wears a top that discloses an enormous amount of cleavage and therefore the crease between her breasts that is the perfect size for a penis to be inserted therein. also known as a d.r. for short
waiter: dude check out the chick at table 22, she is rocking an awesome dick runway.
dick runway by anarchist christ December 19, 2011

Brown Runway 

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.
"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

Cobblestone Runway 

The 5th solo studio album released by acclaimed singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith. (a.k.a. Great Sex Tapes) In my opinion, his best album, which includes great pieces of work, such as These Days, Dragonfly On Bay Street, and Gold In Them Hills.
Yeah, go and listen to your Cannibal Corpse, ya metalhead, I got Cobblestone Runway to keep me company. And it won't break my eardrums!

chocolate runway 

where david likes victoria to shove her fist
david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"

Hobo Runway 

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.
Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.
Hobo Runway by hoboh8r December 29, 2010

amish runway 

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.
Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."
amish runway by Kirin sushitwink October 14, 2013