runt shunting

The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.

"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"

"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"

"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"

by Runts August 4, 2009

little runt

a small penis

that guy sure had a little runt last night

by thejohnlong September 26, 2009

runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

by jp January 14, 2004

Skinny Little Runt

A useless uneducated fool that thinks he is monkey.

Yo.. dude that bumberclut mynden is a skinny little runt

by Vimalan October 23, 2012

hard disco runt

The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.

You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat

by Vauxhall Burgundy August 16, 2006

Damp old runt

A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.

This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?

Damp old runt a massive cunt

by Clarabella January 7, 2021

Runt

Someone who falls back on racial slur when they have nothing intelligent to respond with

Cunt + Race = Runt

haha what a Runt-ing good come back dot forget to hang it upside down so the Chocolate Milkshake isnt wasted

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020