Rump Puppet

Being one's anal bitch.

Jim sure did enjoy being Tom's Rump puppet.

by Felix Tripp February 2, 2007

rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

bumpy rumpkins

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.

by Debocalypse July 2, 2014

rumper

A rumper is the act of fucking the asscrack of your girlfriend and cumming on the crack without penetration into the asshole or pussyhole.

I gave my girl a rumper.

by glock17 - Rick April 2, 2006

rump

1) The ass, specifically the buttocks.

I love to grab my woman's rump while we smash!

by Ragefist November 17, 2002

rump humper

A homosexual, someone who humps ones rump.

I always knew he was a rump humper.

by yesh,, March 18, 2008

add some thump to dat rump

To add mass of the posterior of a skinny female.

Jamal: Dat anorexic, Mary-Kate Olsen lookin, crackhoe-imitatin, Paris Hilton need to add some thump to dat rump, like her friend Kim Kardashian!

Tyrone: Yeahs, she need to eat more of dem Carl's Jr. burgers like in dat commercial she did!

Jamal: Fo sho!

by Delarge655321 July 11, 2009