Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

Rampedant

When you stay in or with something for long periods of time

Dude dave is so rampedant with his new car

That dude chris is so rampedant with his hot new chick

by Ste and Lew (Immature Students) April 1, 2007

rumpadinger

a man who loves his man steak being licked by a rabid dog with no teeth

i got rumpadingered last night it was awesome!!

by gavin leppo March 2, 2009

Rumpety-tumpt

A word with matching hand action to describe the act of sexual intercourse.

They got up to a bit of *rumpety-tumpt* last night

by Jondco December 4, 2010

Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.

Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011

rumper pumper

Homosexual, derogatory

That guy is a rumper pumper

by E Normis Dickoldoo November 17, 2013

Rumpel Blumpkin

Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.

I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.

by Pico Rivera October 9, 2016