StickyDick RollUp

When you use a fruit rollup instead of a condom. Sticky in many ways

Hot Girl: I thought you ran in the store to get condoms?
Dude: I did, but they had fruit rollups! and they are cheaper!
Girl: Oh....Is it safe to wear?
Dude: who cares! its a fruit rollup!
Girl: You should have asked me if i was down for a stickydick Rollup!

by DSK! April 28, 2009

rotunda

a big white ass that older women have

hey ellen phillips has a rotunda man its kinda stinky but i would still hit it.

by b ran jannsen May 21, 2008

Rotunda

n. A penis, the male reproductive organ. An exotic variation, the r should be rolled.

Let me stroke your large, brown rotunda.

by Emma The Red January 14, 2005

rotl

An arabic unit of measure, between one and five pounds.

"I strabbed a rotl of bombs onto my chest."

by DeWayne Mann August 19, 2003

ROTLMAO

An accronym that stands for "rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off" ;an addition to LMAO. Interwebs only

"ROTLMAO, you are SOO funny!!"
"ROTLMAO!!1!"

by wo0tus March 22, 2005

roflutilityvan

The roflcopter and roflutilityvan serve the same purpose although unlike the roflcopter the roflutilityvan only visits 3rd world countries, the roflutilityvan can be identified by the distinctive bullet holes in its side and the word UN crossed out and replaced with ROFL.

Due to hostile conditions the roflutlityvan never stops but instead does drive by's in which it deploys gas grenades filled with laughter!

Child1: Omg its the roflutilityvan!
Child2: Omg are they wearing flak jackets?
Child1: Omg is that a bucket of sand!1!!!1!
ROFL Man1: Freeeze this is the rofl police!

by Snowwy July 16, 2008

rotundagile

One who is heavy in stature but light on their feet

Man, Warren Sapp is one rotundagile dude.

by vishamy January 10, 2008