routing

to leave a place and travel to another one, typically by using public transport.

adam: i'm routing rn

by dankk4 April 20, 2018

Rotting

Post-party depression and the laziness associated with it. Rotting activities include eating McDonalds in the car and remaining in the car for an additional half an hour while parked outside your house. Physical symptoms include large designer bags beneath your eyes.

Person A: "I don't think I'm going to make tonight."

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "I'm rotting. Can't you smell last night on me? Fuck this, I'm going home."

by whydee September 26, 2012

Bowel Routing

When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.

"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."

by ObjectivityRach July 29, 2015

Im rotting on the inside

something you would say pre-suicide. Or about to quit your job, relationship.. etc.

boss- "hey, fax this!"
worker-"i cant im rotting on the inside"
boss-"umm...?"
worker- "i quit jackass."

by whoareyoupseudonym September 20, 2009

rootin

drunkenly taking a lifted 4x4 truck/trucks through huge ass mudholes!!!! YEAH

(while looking at a mud covered truck) "man someone took that thang rootin!"

by Mel April 4, 2005

rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019

rotting pum

A vagina that has been used a lot, most likely filled with STI's

Fam i was gonna lick out her pussy, yeah, but she got some rotting pum, you get me?

by Tumblrtusk June 15, 2017