A person who is your best friend for a long time but then stab you in the back by dating your boyfriend.
by Ghdvjt23 February 08, 2018
A smart dumb guy. They might seem of average intellect to a bona fide smart guy, nevertheless, they're the resident Einstein at their local gym.
John is actually pretty smart for a meathead, he is Joe Rogan smart. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think he's done acid and he reads books!
by imadumb March 17, 2017
by arbitr4ry September 02, 2021
Sucking your own dick, with or without finishing.
“I’m tired, I think I’m just gonna go home, give myself the Joe Rogan Experience, brush my teeth, and go to sleep.”
by Justsomefukndude November 13, 2021
An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.
Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"
Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"
Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
by Sammoot November 23, 2013
When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.
by Stee Fornera January 10, 2007
Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.
by guldan November 11, 2021