Reefer

God's most glorious gift to mankind: green, weed, bud, dope, pot, herb, grass, the great smoke-shit. This wonderful plant, when rolled into a joint, blunt or packed into a bowl etc., is the single most effective way to relax and be at ease known to man. It can be smoked from joints, blunts, pipes, bongs, hookahs, one-hitters, bubblers and indeed just about anytihng.

Stoner 1: Holy crap, I just made a bong out of a watermelon.

Stoner 2: *stares blankly* Dude wtf? How is that gonna work?

Stoner 1: Only one way to find out. Now stop being a bitch and pass me the reefer.

by Shadow of the Void August 4, 2006

roofer

a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.

That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out. She is crazy as a roofer!

by iamlapossy November 5, 2011

umpire decision referral system

Cricket: A reminder of the shocking decisions Steve Bucknor had made. If it were not for these decisions, a system would not have to be in place allowing for the challenge of umpires calls regarding as to whether a batsmen is out. Each team is allowed two unsuccessful challenges per innings.

*Umpire give batsmen out LBW*
Batsmen: I'm gonna use the umpire decision referral system cos i inside edged that.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

disgusting sexual references

What 99.9% of Urban Dictionary definitions are.

Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"

by D-Miles October 1, 2006

roofer

A word made up in the Northwest part of Arkansas meaning "Fucking Dumbass"

God that guy is a complete roofer!

by Kyle Rudolph January 10, 2005

referencing

The biggest pain in the arse for students who are used to copying work from the internet.

John used to be able to copy work word for word from wikipedia for his school work but now hes in university and has to use referencing, he has be much more creative in his cheating methods.

by JacHH December 20, 2008

simpsons reference

Phrase referring to when someone quotes, cites, or uses something that was previously done on The Simpsons. Thus, they are making a Simpsons reference.

This wonderful phrase can be used in virtually any setting, time or place.

Guy 1- "Ow! I dropped a hammer on my foot, dammit that hurts!"
Guy 2- "Haw-haw" (ala Nelson)
Guy 3- "Simpson's reference!"

Corporate Accountant- "Mr. CEO, our profits will increase by 42% over the next year due to this new project."
CEO (tapping is fingers together)- "Excellent"
Accountant- "Simpsons reference!"

by ACG2x December 2, 2004