It sits well on a Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
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A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with poutine fries
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Poutine on the Ritz Burger, it comes with poutine fries!"
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Ritz Bits and Cheese

Name for one who is half white and half Asian.
Jamie: I'm white so that would make me a cracker, or a Triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...
by Wouldn't you like to know... September 12, 2005
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Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.
Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.
by Kory Cinder June 30, 2009
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Putting on the ritz

To put on a lot of weight. Interchangeable with "packing on pounds."
Damn, Tina is really putting on the ritz. Is bitch pregnant? Shoooo.
by hawtie007 November 30, 2010
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Ritz Head

Being sweet, amazing, and THE SHIT, all while having a head that looks like a ritz cracker.
Man, Trent is such a Ritz Head!
by Herp-Derp-Purple August 3, 2010
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Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.
"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."
by Ritzabee December 21, 2008
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