Be right back

A terrible lie from which this person never plans to return.

6:26 PM - Micorg: Be right back

6:26 PM - Friend: Hurry back

1:39 AM - That mother fucker.

by Intimidation September 30, 2013

half right face

When you fuck up in front of drill sergeants, you move in the command of execution which is move enemy you're in the half right face you'll more than likely go into the front leaning rest position

*the whole platoon talking loud*
Drill sergeant: SHUT THE FUCK UP DELTA! You know what too easy, HALF RIGHT FACE!!! Front leaning rest position move!!

by Private.buddyfucker April 19, 2018

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011

Righteous Hike

The hike taken from your bedroom to your kitchen after midnight

Jim: I was so hungry last night, I took a Righteous Hike.

Steve: That's narly bro

by Best Definitions May 30, 2015

right foul git

Git: Mildly derogatory, meaning a foolish or contemptible person. e.g. have you just tripped over? You stupid git. You should have watched where you was going then.

Harry Potter: “You’re a right foul git, you know that?”
Ron Weasley: “Anything else?”
Harry potter: “Yeah! Stay away from me.”

by harrypottersgirlfriend December 24, 2020

Reighology

Reighology is another way of saying scientific math.

Hey Matt, what did you do in science? Nothing Henry, just some e = mc^2 and other forms of reighology.

by Mr. Cave May 5, 2022