retarticals

molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things

"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "

by jeff raz May 3, 2010

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retardicon

a retarded robot or retarded computer

Nerd 1: The Monitor fro the Halo series is a retardicon

Nerd 2: totally

by mojitoman December 28, 2007

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retardocan

A name for an individual who claims the Republican party.

That Stan voted for George Bush what a retardocan.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

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pussy retardant

Similar to a cock block but used in a female context.

A "pussy retardant" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a partner.

This b%8h be F$%kin up my game, she's a got damn pussy retardant

by SupWitChuuGirl December 27, 2010

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Retardick

A penis or other testicular object that has little or no growth and/or hardness whatsoever, even when it has received exposure to sexual preferences and/or genital stimulation.

Boy: "I was tryna get up on some girl she said my game was fairly good and she let me get a feel up so i can get horny but when i whipped out on her she saw that i was just four inches long... I checked with the doctor the next day to see about this problem and he told me that i have a really bad case of retardick and he told me i had to take these (viagra) every day." Man: "Boy you really do have a retarded functioning ass dick, Retardick." (no homo just keepin it real) "And I can hardly believe that we was born on the same year cuz where I was coming up from we never had any retardicks in our family real talk."

by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

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