Red Hat Retard

People who wear red MAGA hats.

The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.

by Cage Britney December 20, 2018

retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.

What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.

by knowman July 13, 2011

Retardican

A relatively young political party, the successor of the Republican Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID 19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.

“Yo, did you hear how that Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high school?”

“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”

“Ohhhhhhh”

by Liberal92 February 4, 2021

dumbass retard

A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.

Me: Shelly is a dumbass.

Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.

Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.

by Dylan Koppinger June 23, 2006

retardedism

Someone who is more than reatared and has a sickness of being stupid

I thick he he has retardedism

by Crazy@C May 20, 2017

retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

by evan martin123 May 2, 2018