digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

Retarted Swag

Crazy- Stupid.When you act crazy yet stupid making people laugh.

He got that retarted swag.
She be doing that retarted swag stuff.

by Freeda & Tia & Kenneth July 12, 2010

repated

after being raped you have sex with someone else

the girl repated with two guys

by beast dude October 2, 2010

retarted

A slur against non nuerotipicals such as people with autism or who are deaf or disabled, people that have any disorder that effects there behavior. do not use it it’s so disrespectful.

“That guy is so retarted.”

by ydoucareabtmyname May 28, 2021

retarted fuck

your fucking retarded!

why would you do that you retarted fuck?

by CummingGilinsky January 3, 2017

Retarted

Retarded but also a tart like Ethan

Person 1: Hey that guy is retarded
Person 2: no, he's "retarted"
Person 1 :Yes

by /.,,,, December 13, 2017

Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.

That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.

by Tursipz June 5, 2013