Waiter Reparations

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.

“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers

by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006

repartee

the after party to one up the lame party you're currently attending

Girl: "I'mma see you at the repartee!"

Drunk guy with a lampshade on his head: "braaahhhh, re-par-tayy!"

by OMLTSP August 17, 2010

repatriate

"Politically-correct" bullshit for DEPORT.

The foreigner was repatriated to his home country because he tried to find a job so he could pay his medical bills.

by AYB July 22, 2003

REPAIRMAN

Character from the 1996 Nickelodeon Show "Kenan and Kel" played by Kel Mitchell. Always attempted to fix things but just straight out broke them even more.

WOMAN: Oh, REPAIRMAN, please fix our television set.

REPAIRMAN: No Problem Ma'am, I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN (smashes tv with hammer.)

by THE MASTER OF DISGUISEE October 31, 2009

reparate

To give reparations - compensation for insult or injury

Reparate Me for making my ancestors live as slaves, you White Devil!

by ReparateMe.com December 29, 2007

RepairAGram

One text message sent to nearby rescue mechanics for roadside assistance without towing.

My car broke down, so I went to the RepairAGram website and sent a RepairAGram with my vehicle problem and GPS location.
I received multiple replies with free estimates and responded to the lowest bidder.

by GPseeO February 23, 2023

repoire

Stupid people use this word when they mean "rapport".

". . . Given our 'repoire' I know your intention in saying it was not to make me laugh."

by WordNazi September 7, 2007