Gentlemen's Relish

A euphemism for pornography suggesting quality periodicals and films for the discerning gentleman form the Victorian/Edwardian period (1880-1920). Almost certainly deriving from the euphemism for semen or ejaculate.

I shall retire to my man cave with my latest delivery of high quality gentlemen's relish and have a damned good wank.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Butt relish

Butt relish is. Shit sperm and lube mixed

Last night. I looked on the bed and there was butt relish

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

Nose Relish

That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.

I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

relish day

today is a relish day.

today is a relish day. - jeremy

by kromosome July 23, 2023

Relish Bitch

Someone who puts relish on a car.

Jared, the relish bitch, breaks the bass drum and heads to late door. He says, what the fuck is this? where's late door? i remove it.

by vintagegatter March 14, 2021

Relish girlie

Horse girl of the condiment world.

“Damn, she said pepper is spicy. She must be a relish girlie”

by Ketchupgirlie October 28, 2022

Relished

To where a gf doesn’t know what relished means

your pretty relished

by Jonny suns October 14, 2021