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Religion Fucked

This phenomenon occurs through-out all the corners of the globe. It is when "religious" kids go from pre-teens to teenagers into high-school and they are the ones to experiment with drugs, sex, etc. All because their overly strict religious parents drove them to social-retardation all their lives. So when they hit highschool he/she can not handle the new found freedom.

Usually the school whore/ druggy was once very religious and then highschool came along.
A: "Hey have you seen Christina, I did not see her at church today"

B:" Yeah, she decided to miss church and go have sex with Steven"

A:"Damn, she is still only 15!"

B: "Yeah, that bitch got Religion Fucked"
by JoGa. January 8, 2009
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religion

Something that stupid atheists keep bitching about. They say it has killed more people than anything else but when you mention communism and fascism (which were historically proven to be satheist ideologies!) killed over 100 million people in the 20th century alone which is more than what christianity and islam have done combined, they stop talking ot copme up with lame excuses.
Stupid Atheist: religion is evil! it kills people!

Smart religious guy: what about communism? it killed way more than religion.

Stupid atheist" (silence)
by Abeman February 11, 2008
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bad religion

An old style very political punk rock band. Bad Religion is one of the greatest bands EVER!
Bad Religion songs: "Atomic Garden", "Automatic Man", "Anesthisia", "You Are The Government", "Generator".
by Sabrina Lorentz May 20, 2007
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Religionist

An arrogant, prideful, egoistic, religious person who believes his/her religion is the only true religion. They are deeply religious in their dogma/religion to such an extent they believe that is who they are. They are often times very legalistic and think they are better than others, especially other people who aren't members of their particular religion. People who are religionists are usually the biggest hypocrites.
Religious people are often times religionists due to the effect their religion has had on them over the years.

Jenny is so prideful about her religion, she is such a religionist.

A religionist takes legalism to the extreme.

Most religionists are so blind and arrogant they don't even realize how hypocritical they are.
by ThrasherKOTR October 21, 2011
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your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised
your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion
by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016
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religion and politics

the two reasons why the world currently is a peice of shit
Religion: FOR ALLAH! *explosion*
Politics: FOR OIL! *invade middle east*
by largo September 27, 2004
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religion and politics

the worst topics for discussion ever. Use these to quickly make enemies and ruin friendships.
person1: Hey man, we really have a lot in common, we should hang out more...
person2: ok
*guys become good friends*

Example 1:
person1: so what do vote for republicans or democrats?
person2: democrats
Person1: republicans....fuck

Example 2:
person1: want to come to church with me?
person2: im atheist
person1: ...fuck....

religion and politics ruined these guys views for each other
by benjamus June 2, 2007
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